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:     11, 2012 11:05 pm

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you dont, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you dont, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you dont, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring

If you dont, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you dont, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says its bad

If you dont, she thinks you do not love her

If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait
: !
If you visit another man, youre not putting in quality time
: !
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks its just one of mens tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable

cant live with them..

cant live without them
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